Yesterday… I ran a marathon. I haven’t blogged about running or this upcoming marathon for a while because, up until yesterday when I was at about the 6 mile mark, I wasn’t sure if I was going to do it. I have been going through some health issues, with lots of tests and medications, and am not feeling great. I also haven’t been running or working out regularly (partially because of my last point.)
And now, after completing it, I wasn’t sure that I wanted to blog about it. Because it SUCKED.
From the beginning, shall we? Friday evening, S and I headed to Sports Basement in Sunnyvale and picked up our bibs and t-shirts. As soon as we saw the “expo”, I knew that this wasn’t my kind of marathon. It was basically two tables – one where they were handing out the bibs, and one where they were handing out the t-shirts. Although we had registered months before, and S had requested a size large shirt, they were out of larges at the “expo” and told us that if he wanted one he would have to go to the Saturday expo at the Airport Garden hotel to exchange for one.
Fine. So we went to the other expo on Saturday. This one might be better, I thought, since it was the day before the race and was at a hotel. Nope. Exact same thing. Luckily they actually had a few size large t-shirts left so S was able to get one. While we were there, we asked some people who were working there with a big poster of the race route in front of them what the road closures were going to be for the race and whether we could park in a specific lot. Their response?
We don’t know… you should check the website.
For the record, we had already looked for all that information on the website and it wasn’t there – there was no list of which roads were closed at which times. Ah well. We decided to just wing it the morning of the race and weren’t that concerned about finding a place to park since it was clearly a small race. One plus – the t-shirts were cool!

Saturday night we I made the obligatory pre-race pasta dinner.

Eat PASTA, Run FASTA!!! 

The other postitive about this race – it was in San Jose. Usually we have to travel to San Francisco for races, which means either getting a hotel room or leaving at the crack of dawn in order to find it, find parking, and get to the starting line (with a trip or two to the porta-potty, of course). But this one took us all of 10 minutes to get there. And the road closures were minimal, so we were able to park at the office where I work! Double score.
The race started at 7:30am. We were ready to go.

Well, I was as ready as I was going to be. I was still talking about how much I didn’t want to do it! And, although I hate to admit it now, I was considering not doing it, or just doing the half. I tried to convince S to skip it and go have breakfast at IHOP with me, but he said no.

The first 6 or so miles were pretty good. They were around downtown San Jose and were interesting, and the morning was still early and cool. Just a few miles into the race, I really had to pee! I went a little heavy on the coffee in the morning, because a. I was exhausted, and b. I didn’t really think I was going to run the race! But I didn’t expect any problem anyways, because races always have porta-potties every couple miles or so, right?
Not this one. By mile 4, I hadn’t seen a single potty. So, when we ran near my office, I made an executive decision to leave the race, run the quarter mile to my office, go to the bathroom, and run back and hop back in.
Done and done. I got 99 problems but a potty ain’t one.
That turned out to be a good executive decision, because I didn’t see a porta-potty until mile 9!! And, there was ONE. One potty. For an entire group of half and full marathoners. Are you kidding me?
After about mile 6, however, the race turned onto the Guadalupe River trail. That’s where the major suckage began. The Guadalupe River trail is long, boring, and has no shade. Two hours into the marathon, it was super hot. The sun was beating down on the dirt trail and I felt like I was melting. By the time I got to the trail turnaround, right before mile 16, I felt awful.

I should note that S and I decided not to run this race together. We run at completely different paces and last time we tried to run together, at the Lausanne Marathon, S went out too fast and then ended up really struggling during the second half of the race. We didn’t want that to happen this time. But there were a lot of cross-backs where we crossed each other, so I was always keeping a lookout for him and when we saw each other we would take little time to check in, figure out how we were doing and whether we wanted to keep going.
When I got to mile 20, I felt like I couldn’t go anymore. Part of it was physical, but I think a bigger part of it was mental. I was hot, I was tired, I was dirty and I was grumpy. If I would have been able to, I would have quit right there. But… I was still 6 miles of hot, sunny, dirt trail away from the end (and our car) so I had no choice but to continue. I was constantly having inner conflict – I wanted to walk so badly, but I knew that if I did, it would take me even longer to get to the car. So I did some run-walking. For four miles, I ran for 8 minutes and then walked for 2. That helped – each time I started running again after my walking break, I felt a little bit more renewed. For about 2 minutes, and then I was waiting for the next walking break!
Finally, I was at mile 26 and willed myself through to the finish line. They handed me a cold water wrapped in a cold towel (which was awesome) and my medal.

The breakdown:

About the race, S had pretty much the same thoughts that I did.
Overall pros:
- Nice tech t-shirts
- Cool medals
- San Jose location
- Price (I got half off entry from a Living Social deal)
Cons:
- Boring, boring, boring route.
- Very few spectators
- No shade!
- Limited porta-potties
- We missed the Steelers game, although this would have been the case with any race

Post-race, we were starving. We actually didn’t leave downtown San Jose until 2pm. I was in no mood to make a meal when we got home, so we made a pit stop at Burger King for S.
His chicken fingers smelled so good that by the time we got home I knew exactly what I wanted.

Boca Chik’n nuggets, with multiple dipping sauces. This was my starter… and I had 2 more plates. Major marathon appetite!
For the rest of the day, I was a total bum. Which was wonderful because we just got a new couch that I could enjoy being a bum on!
Our old, crappy couch:

Our new, super-comfy couch:


JB approved.

Now, our living room looks really white. White walls, white carpet, white-ish couch. We need to buy something nice and colorful to go on the wall behind the couch. Maybe a nice piece of art? Any ideas or suggestions?
The other good news of the day was that the Steelers redeemed themselves. After last week’s 7-turnover fiasco, they needed some serious redemption. Can’t wait until next week so I can watch the game!
Next up – Nike marathon in a little over a month. To run or not to run… that is the question. Right now, I must admit that I feel a little marathon-ed out… but maybe that will change once my sunburn and sore legs subside in a few days! 